The Thief

Maybe the king should pay the thief
to test his palace guards.
If he is caught, the guards get paid and slapped on the back
When he prevails, leans against the wall and tosses his trophy up,
smirk on his face glinting like the gold in his hand,
they'll slap their faces to their palm and mutter,
"Goddammit, you motherfucker, you just had to be the sneakiest thief in the land"
and he just laughs, and nods
and tells them he'll steal the panties off their girlfriend's bottoms just for fun
if they don't watch out, he'll steal more than that
hoots and jeers and curses,
he just laughs, and steals again